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All hail [almost] [vice] president-elect Palin. She’s the real winner here. He and the moozen she’s about the field dress.

I think. I’ll probably go to bed soon. He leads the electoral college votes like 30000000000 to 88.

Right now it’s Obama 103, McCain 69. Let me be the first to congratulate you President Obama.

But wait, McCain is leading the popular vote?!?!? If you listen to the democrats that bitched after the 2000 election then McCain should win now. Let me be the first to congratulate you Mr. Should-Be-President McCain.

I’m confused.

Obama 77, McCain 28.

May I be the first to call you again President Obama.

Every time you hear “too close to call” do a shot. We’ll collect your body in the morning.

It’s official, McCain wins in a landslide. Right now he has 8 (update 13) electoral votes to Obama’s 3.

Let me be the first to call you President McCain.

I was planning on staying up all night to watch the election. Luckily I don’t have to. For those of you who were wondering, the results are in: Obama in a landslide. No, I didn’t vote for Obama. This isn’t a proBama post. No I didn’t vote for McCain either. Go away flamers.

That said, let me be the first to call you President Obama.

It’s all for naught though because the machines have risen up to overthrow their chad hanging masters.

In case the machines all reboot suddenly I’m still gonna watch the election. I suggest we over a play by play. Red state vs Blue state vs Red vs Blue state kinda thing. No purple states please, we don’t want your kind here.