___ ‘Em if you got ‘em
Just wanted to add more vices to abodes, since that seems to be the theme of today’s posts.
Archive for January, 2008
Eat ‘em if you got ‘em!
Domino’s is rolling out a shipment tracking system for your pizza orders that is accurate to 40 seconds. This will help you know just when tasty goodness is going to be delivered.
For after you get your pot from a vending machine.
Babies should come with instructions
In honor baby of Neerpigus, I just thought the new parents would appreciate some easy to follow instructions. For m0ar on the Idiot’s Guide to rearing a child
You might want to click here.
Vader kitt3h!
Something just should not ever be combined. Oil and Water. Ketchup and Eggs. Politics and Science. Religion and Science. Pigeons and Rice. You get the picture.
So, in effort to both illustrate my point and to annoy sloth by providing the elf with all things Hello Kitty, here is a Vader-Hello Kitty tattoo.
It feels like -5 out
It feels like -5 degrees Fahrenheit (-20.5 Celsius for those of you who live in a country with real science). In case you are wondering this is very cold.
So cold in fact that I’m totally going to watch foosball today. And play Eve Online. And not do anything useful.
Lazy FTW!
Motivational Posters
In an effort to confront the laziness that sets in during the winter months, here are some motivational posters to help us all out.
Cooking with Abodes
Deep-fried ground bacon cheeseburgers.
Yes. They are exactly what they sound like. No. I have not and will not be making them.
I Love “Research Studies”. And Booze.
Sloth says I have expensive taste. I disagree since my idea of expensive taste includes $1300 bottles of champagne and ugly $26,000 purses. Well, it’s time for me to change my ways. A recent study found that in order to maximize my drinking pleasure, I need to develop expensive taste in wine. Or not. I’ll stick with Yellow Tail and Mon Ami wines, thxbai.
Now what this study does mean is that someone could probably bottle cat pee and market it as an expensive new wine. You know that stupid rich people would flock to buy it.
