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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

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You don’t have a desktop tower? Get one and then play Desktop Tower Defense.

Also, if when you are done you submit your score and put in the group “abodes” all of our scores will be comparable here. I see that there are multiple “sloth” entries but I only made the last one. 5467 on Medium.

I found this site today when telling vortigus that I think all babies look like Newt Gingrich. The site is hilarious. You will read it.

I just wish I had found this before Halloween. Oh well.

kittens and pr0n seems to be the way in case you wondered.