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All he wants for Christmas is two gold teeth!

1 . Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life’s problems.

  Homer Simpson

 2. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

  Tom Waits.

3. All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.

  Homer Simpson

4. I drink to make other people interesting.

  George Jean Nathan.

5. Work is the curse of the drinking classes

  Oscar Wilde

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I’ve seen some screwed up ways to get support for your cause before. But woah. This is completely, “wtf?”

Here’s a nice little list of things to do:

I don’t know if any of you care or live near a Meijer but if you do and need some casual shoes (like the kind you would wear with jeans and a t-shirt) I found a good deal tonight. They have 40% off all of their Falls Creek shoes. One of the pairs of shoes is like $34.99 after another markdown and if you bicker with them that means you get the shoes at $20.99.

I did. I hate buying clothes. I feel better about it if I can say that I gamed some store for a good deal. It’s like a hobby of mine. That’s why I’ve managed to have XM radio for almost 6 months for $2 per month.

You all do remember the original iteration of Monkey Wars?  It seems the Primate Offensive is in full swing (pun intended).  Am I the only one who thinks that monkeys are just about the coolest primates on the face of the Earth?  Well, next to us of course.

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For those of you that haven’t experienced it (yet), here is a how to guide on gettin jiggy in da car. Or in Sage’s case, in da matchbox. NSFW ads, other stuff.

If you have ever worked retail, you have learned to dread the day after Thanksgiving, more commonly known as Black Friday.  This is a day when the most docile women turn into raving lunatics, grandmothers go postal, and people line up at the butt-crack of dawn to spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on the multitudes of crap that industry puts out every year. Here is some discount crap.

“Good things come to those who wait.”