It’s all about the Box
You remember dick in a box?
Archive for October, 2007
Anarchrists for Boobies!
I found a couple of great things…
Monkey Wars!!!
So, it seems that I’m not the only one who’s been attacked my monkeys.
Cat Alarm
Those of you who have cats (which I believe is everyone who posts here) will appreciate this video.
Brainnnssss
The CDC has come out with a fancy schmany graphic that explains how these new deadly zombie amoebas work. Finally, the government is starting to recognize the real threat zombies pose to all of us. Six people have already died this year alone from this micro-zombie horde.
The treatment: “prompt intravenous administration of heroic doses of Amphotericin B”.
Yes, you read that right. Only through heroic doses of Amphotericin B can these zombies be killed. Who is Amphotericin B you ask? That’s Joe Doogan’s other name.
Las Vegas Hooker
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”
Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”
Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”
“Yes.”
Vote Huckabee in 2008
Or brave the wrath of none other than Chuck Norris.
You have been warned.
edit: When I was adding tags to this category, I noticed that the “Crazy-Awesome” category does not include a “Chuck Norris” subcategory. I believe this should be changed.
HK47
Hello Kitty, Queen of All Things Pink and Cute, is now featured on a custom AK-47 assault rifle. And at only $1073, it’s a steal compared to the $3450 Hello Kitty Kimora Lee Simmons diamond watch. The gun is also much cuter than the watch.
So who wants to buy me one?