Archive for September, 2007
narnianelf - September 30, 2007 @ 8:51 pm
· Filed under Drunkenness, Lawyers, Guns & Money, Politics
Here in the beautiful state of Michigan, our legislature is debating how much to increase or income and sales taxes by. They were debating whether to increase them at all; but those days are long gone. Cause, yanno, it’s a lot easier to tax your state’s residents to raise an extra $1 billion than it is to find ways to spend less money so said $1 billion isn’t needed at all.
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sloth - September 28, 2007 @ 8:16 am
· Filed under Pirates, Pr0n
After a conversation with Minerva regarding pirate talk in the bedroom and the personal lives of pirates I have decided that a Pirate Sutra book is in order. I believe the chapters should be:
- Chaptarrr 1: Speakin’ Like a Bucanneer
- Chaptarrr 2: Understandin’ Tavern Wenches: How to get them to let you on board
- Chaptarrr 3: Pillagin’ Techniques: On deck vs. in the village
- Chaptarrr 4: Raidin’ the Coastal Villages: How to handle a bunch of wenches at once
- Chaptarrr 5: Ambush! How to take them by surprise
- Chaptarrr 6: Disguise: When to lower the Jolly Roger and how to act like a gentleman for a few minutes
- Chaptarrr 7: Basic Stateroom Techniques: Hasty and violent
- Chaptarrr 8: Advanced Stateroom Techniques: Even more hasty and violent
Oh, and this site is completely wrong. Chicks dig pirates.
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Clamcheese - September 27, 2007 @ 1:50 am
· Filed under General
Seeing as how teh Elf is obsessed with the Hoff, I thought she may be interested in His latest venture.
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Minerva - September 23, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
· Filed under Science, Drunkenness, Lawyers, Guns & Money, Questionable Content
Much gratitude to the Elf, but my bra and panty needs were not exactly what I was trying to satisfy…..Sloth, can I borrow your honey when you’re done with it?
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webmaster - September 23, 2007 @ 12:23 am
· Filed under General
So I updated the timestamp on a post that was still being commented on and a bunch of comments disappeared. I’ll fix it tomorrow. Sorry.
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narnianelf - September 22, 2007 @ 12:30 pm
· Filed under WTF, Probably SFW, Questionable Content
Frederick’s of Hollywood is a raunchy version of Victoria’s Secret. Vickie’s is great for all your everyday bra and panty needs. But when you want a naughty ringmaster costume or some scandalous lingerie, Frederick’s is the place to go.
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narnianelf - September 21, 2007 @ 11:58 am
· Filed under News, Lawyers, Guns & Money, Politics
From an article in today’s NY Daily News:
“Hillary Clinton officially declared she’s not a lesbian - not that there’s anything wrong with that”
Glad to see that when she’s not trying to force us into universal healthcare, she focuses on the truly important issues.
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webmaster - September 19, 2007 @ 3:59 pm
· Filed under Pirates
This won’t update since I just ran the generator once but it’s funny.
Click Here. er. Um. Click Hearrrrrr!
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narnianelf - September 19, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
· Filed under Pirates, Crazy-Awesome, Drunkenness
I hope you all have a very happy Talk Like a
Pirate Day.
Let us celebrate this important holiday with lots of rum-drinking, pillaging, and answering our office phones in Piratespeak
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sage - September 18, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
· Filed under Crazy-Awesome, WTF, Humor, General
I was talking to the woman, and it turns out she wishes she liked women!
el Woman: honestly
el Woman: the more i discover about men
el Woman: the more i wish i liked women
More after the jump!
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