The following conversation just took place in my home:
Sloth: Post on abodes
Elf: What?
Sloth: About the fucking bat we just had in our house.
That’s right kiddies. We were minding our own business, watching Ninja Scroll and drinking pinot grigio. I look up and see something flying around my living room and ZOMGBATINTEHLIVINGROOM!!!1
My coworker tried to kill me today. You may know him as Vortigus but from now on we will refer to him as “the guilty one”. The guilty one tried to give me a can of Kroger brand french cut green beans. Oh yes, you may think that the guilty one was just trying to be nice to a coworker. You may think that if you are stupid. What was in fact happening is that the guilty one was trying to hand me a can of tasty botulism.
His plan failed. I am still here.
Remember kids, just say no to botulism.
This article is just too good not to share. Basically, some guy in the Netherlands got off the hook for getting jiggy with a sheep. The reason? Sheep can’t tell you whether the sex was consensual.
Story ganked from thebitchgirls, which is, incidentally, one of my favorite gun blogs.
My crazy mom has been known to email me some really unfunny stuff. Today is an exception. Today she sent me a link to this song about the true ingredients of Chinese food. It’s so wrong, but so funny.
As time goes on I slowly continue to collect the entire original DVD release of Cowboy Bebop. I realize that newer versions of the discs are out (and the reviews of the changes between versions are generally good) but I already have most of the original release so I’m sticking with that. The newest versions (to my understanding) have a bit of a brighter color scheme and an improved sound track so it may not be a bad investment if you are just starting out.
Anyway, back to the point of this post. I picked up the first two of my discs for about $8 a piece at Gamestop. Which two isn’t really important. Then a few months later I found one at Target for $7. Now I had 3 of the 6 sessions. Then, probably 5 months later I found that Best Buy had two of the three remaining discs online for $5 each with no shipping. I bought them. One of the discs was cracked and I had to send it back but that’s life.
Today at Big Lots I found the last disc of the series for $3. The only disc I still need is disc 1 which was broken and returned. If the current trend keeps up I think I’m gonna have to find a replacement for disc one for $1 or less.
If you see it for that let me know 
The title and contents of this post were shamelessly ganked from The Corner. They are just that good.
Click the link. Watch the video. It’ll make your Friday fabulous.
Free pizza for lunch. Mmmm. I’m sure that the TANSTAAFL rules till applies somehow but I’m not paying cash for it so I’m happy.
And yes, my free pizza will be tastier than the elf’s free tacos for lunch. Mostly because I won’t be eating the tacos so their production of tasty brain impulses for me will be zero.
