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The REAL question is, are you going to get caught? How was it? Did you get some head first?

Funny ass audio-over mixing 40 Year Old Virgin and Justice League.

As many of you know, I am always on a quest to find new and better things for the home bar. One thing I have been pondering for a while is a blender that doesn’t totally suck. My old blender was some Big Lots discount POS.

Today at Walgreens however I found this guy brand new for $2.50. That’s right, for less than what Sage spends on an average weekday at the adult bookstore and movie booth watching “Sally and the Horny Wombat” I got a blender that actually pulverizes ice cubes into tiny pieces instead of shaving off the corners and leaving them in the drink.

Booyah indeed.

So I was surfing the tubes today and came to a site that forwarded me to this stupid website. First I was pissed because I wasn’t able to immediately access the site I wanted, then I was even more pissed by the amazing load of B.S. on the site. “FireFox users a somewhat small percentage of the internet” they say? Well, this and this at the very least Firefox users are 10% of the web surfing community. 10% of a community is not a “somewhat small percentage” in business terms. If you go by the w3schools estimate we are talking 1/3 of the community (of geeks that visit w3schools granted).

Personally, I think the acceptance of ad blocking signifies a failed business model on the part of website designers, not an evil badness on the part of users. Nobody was clicking your damn links anyway.

Was one of your ancestors a pirate?  Sadly, my name is not on the list.

The lengths some people will go to for good skin

Scroll to the bottom for the first link.

Here you thought that this was going to be a perverse post……

…but she is all I have. For now.

It might be hard to make out but my old 12″ powerbook is sitting below the 30″ HDTV (yay for open box clearance stuff) and is connected via DVI->HDMI to the TV and via good old RCA to the stereo. The TV will do 1080i but my laptop can only put out a clean signal up to 720p which works pretty darn well for me.

You can’t tell from the photo but web surfing is OK on the TV (enough to grab a video from a site or something). I will hopefully one day have a wireless keyboard/mouse combo and/or a remote but for now USB extension cables FTW.

It really pisses me off when I get a new anime only to find that it’s English dub only.

WTF.

Oh, and I snagged the title from Sage’s post because I thought it was funny, not because it has anything to do with his post. I have never heard that phrase before and it doesn’t make any sense to me anyway. Is this what people say out in the country when they don’t want to use condoms? Is this what people who have sex with animals say?

I always thought if she jumped up and down a lot when you were done you didn’t need to use condoms…

On the topic of early mothers, getting your ass knocked up, at lunch today the question of why it happens came up.

The answer: because where they are cows, you don’t need condoms.

I thought it was because it’s hard to buy condoms from your couisn to use with your other cousin.

What’s the real reason? And does the answer move with the time. So in certin parts is it because “where there are sheep you don’t need condoms” or “where there are llamas you don’t need condoms?”