Archive for August, 2007
Two Chicks > No Chicks
During my morning commute, Radio Margaritaville was playing Enya’s Orinoco Flow. I don’t approve of this song choice. Just because a song says “sail away” doesn’t mean it should be on Radio Margaritaville. Enya is NOT chillin’ on the beach drinkin’ margaritas music. But I digre..OH!LOOK!SHINY! Someone forgot her Adderall today.. *hears sloth’s voice in her head saying, “focus grasshopper”*
So anyway. I had to find something to listen to. Something not Enya. I switched to the Ghetto Booty Bump’n'Grind channel and noticed the song playing was called “My Girl Gotta Girlfriend”. Of course I listened to it. I promptly decided I needed to share it with you all.
Sadly, embedding for this fantabulous softcore pr0n-esque video is disabled. So you’ll have to click here instead. And because the lyrics are not really in English, but are so amazing, you can find them here.
Hardly fair
Check out this shirt from the Mozilla store and tell me you don’t want it:
No Reincarnation For You
So monks have been banned from doing what they do best - reincarating - in China controlled Tibet.
Riddle me this batman, how do you prove someone broke the law?
Furricanes!
Four kittens. One box. What could be cuter?.
Make sure you watch for cannonball kitten, about 2/3 of the way through the video.
Jokes to Offend Everyone
Some LOLs for your Tuesday Morning: Read the rest of this entry »
So the sloth manor is out of power…
…and will probably be until like 1AM tomorrow morning.
Luckily, someone loaned us a generator so we can surf the tubes and keep the beer cold.
Life goes on.
I prefer whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
What cleavage tells the world…. and it speaks volumes, or in some cases, fragmented sentences.
I recently told the Sage and the Minerva that there are two, well three things that will visually capture a man’s eye faster than any other. Cleavage (hereafter known as 1A and 1B, but I prefer C’s and D’s) and ass crack. This link is one un-initiated woman’s view on what a woman’s attire says. I am not a fan.
