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Ignore those emails you get about selling prescription Viagra to Nigerian bankers who need to come to the U.S. Instead, watch this instructional video. Yes I know it’s old but I find it funny.

Show them to me (tear) [fixed]
Today’s the Day(cringe)
Carlos, Man of Love (some girl lip syncing)
Dear Penis (with Spanish subtitles)
Dancin With a Man (music video)
Titties an Beer (slideshow)
Roadside Fruit Stand

The Minerva and I are now engaged.

So here’s the low down on what happened. Some chimps were hanging from my porch, we were out there enjoying the nice day and wild… wildlife. One of them grabs at me where I just happened to be hiding a diamond ring and so I had to fight off a couple of chimps to get it returned. Then the surprise was done for. le sigh. So I had to ask her then, because… we’ll it’s awkward explaining where the chimps pulled the diamond ring from, it was just easier to distract her with shiny. It works might I add.

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Re: Re: Sage’s love affair

For the record I was NOT making fun of Voltron. Voltron is one of the few cases where multiple vehicles are allowed to join into one mass without breaking transportation rule 25-A. I will refer you to the transportation rules page for more information.

Re: Sage’s love affair

So I’ve been thinking about this one for a little while. I mean come on, how does one respond when someone brings up your deepest, darkest secret. It hurts. Right here. No over here. A little to the left. Yeah, right there.

Then, not only that, he makes fun of the best Voltron evar. Let me tell you, the hurt just grew. *sniff*

It all comes down to, I do want Brucie. I want him bad. When he says, “Yippee Ki Yay.” Well, you can guess what happens - and yes it does require a clean up. So now my deep, dark secret is out there. Enjoy. I want Bruce to have my man-child.

I know I don’t normally do this but I thought I’d link you to a few nice looking hoes I saw this morning. That last links a threesome, woot.

All images should be safe for work.

I was informed by Sage that he went to see Die Hard 18 also known as Live Free or Die Hard. For those of you who don’t know this is a movie about violating the basic rules of transportation such as rule 25-A which is basically that no two vehicles should occupy the same space at the same time unless they are Voltron.

Also rule 87-C was violated which states “a car shall never collide with a helicopter”. Apparently because he ran out of bullets. Yeah.

And the movie didn’t even have the line “Hi, I’m a mac” and “Hi, I’m a crappy actor” as far as I can tell from the tubes.

Crappy musician too.

And he even blamed the woman. We all know you just went to satiate your manly love for Bruce, don’t blame this on her. When he goes to bed at night on a gigantic heap of money you know you just want him to whisper “I love you too Sage” before he falls asleep.

In honor of this being post #360:

… the you are reading Abodes.org on it’s shiny new server. One that’s not in someone’s basement.

Well, I can’t actually guarantee that. But I’m reasonably certain it’s in a data center. Or a basement that’s like a data center.

Not my basement at least.

Hahahaha. Get it? You otter?

Dumb jokes aside, this video of a dancing otter is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day. And considering I live with a corgidog, that’s saying a lot.