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Number 13! HAHAHAHA

I fire up Duck Hunt on my new Yobo FC console. I get to level 11 first try. My wife kills a single duck in level 1 first try.

Wow.

Anyone surprised?

If you have purchased a Belkin wireless device in the past few years (I think I have purchased 3) you should click here. You may qualify for a refund.

Click this link with some headphones on and see if you can beat my 63% or Vortigus’s 50%.

I found this quiz on TechBox.

I think this would do.

According to a recent study, the U.S.A. ranks #40 in annual alcohol consumption. Most European countries drink more than us, with Luxomberg being #1. Their first place finish is attributed to low booze taxes. The article goes on to say that Ireland is #2, but there’s “No such explanation for the Irish” drinking so much. Really, they could have just said “there’s no explanation for the Irish” and left it at that…

We better pick up the pace if we want to beat France next year!

Article found on Buffettnews. What else do you expect from a site devoted solely to the guy who sings songs like “Margaritaville” and “Why Don’t We Get Drunk & Screw”?

This is small text because I can

I got a bounced email back from a mailserver today. This is not too much of a surprise except for the fact that the email was originally sent from my account on Thu, 6 May 2004 16:47:15. I had been emailing the intended recipient around that time and it was a valid email address.

I know that in this day and age we expect immediate results and instant gratification, but I still think that 3 years is a bit excessive to find out that an email did not arrive. To make matters worse, the mail system in question must think this is a normal occurrence since the only response I got was:

This is the mail system at host mail.invertedcube.net.

I’m sorry to have to inform you that your message could not
be delivered to one or more recipients. It’s attached below.

For further assistance, please send mail to postmaster.

If you do so, please include this problem report. You can
delete your own text from the attached returned message.

The mail system

At the very least it should have been something like:

I really screwed up and lost your email under /dev/refrigerator and only discovered it after running the house.cleaning process that we do every decade or so. Sorry about that. The guy you emailed is dead now, or probably dead, or at least not here and he didn’t leave a forward. I really do feel sorry about this. - Mail server

I put a bunch of old textbooks and video games on half.com today and already have sold close to $100 of crap I don’t want. I’m gonna start selling random stuff just to see what garbage I can exchange for money. Maybe I should start frequenting garage sales and buying stuff for a quarter just to see if I can sell it