Abodes.org

Well not really, but over the last couple of days I got working an old Lawn Boy lawn mower that was given to me. It is a commercial grade mower so it’s not a bad thing that I got it working, but it has a 2-cycle motor. What this means, amont other things, is that running it is about the equivalent to lighting an oil well on fire. Mowing my lawn today probably raised the Earth’s core temperature up by about 2 degrees Celsius. You can thank me for the warm Spring we are having.

Abodes sits calm and quiet for days and days. The only reason I’ve even posted anything is because sloth made me; and I figure posting on his blog is cheaper & easier than getting a divorce.

But then someone mentions ZOMGSEXXX and suddenly this place comes alive!

I am amused.

I suggest you read this. A very good account of one man’s fight against spam and the court system that doesn’t want to help him.

Touché

6. very unfortunate or regrettable: That’s a dirty shame!

Sounds like they were defining marriage with that one, not sex

Besides meaning just filth/mud/etc, dirty can have multiple different meanings that are applicable to wild romping. From dictionary.com. The one I had originally meant was in bold of course, but I think some of the others fit some situations well.

dirt·y
1. soiled with dirt; foul; unclean: dirty laundry.
4. obscene; pornographic; lewd: a dirty joke.
5. undesirable or unpleasant; thankless: He left the dirty work for me.
6. very unfortunate or regrettable: That’s a dirty shame!
8. hostile, insulting, contemptuous, or resentful: She gave me a dirty look. He made a dirty crack about the cooking.

Oh, and the whole STDs are BOP thing isn’t totally accurate. STDs can be shared.

Of course it isn’t dirty. Unless you’re gettin’ jiggy in the mud or a pit of Jello or something. The really important thing to remember about sex is that STDs are BOP Oh, and it never hurts to practice

If yours isn’t it darn well should be. On that note, I don’t recall if this was linked before but Minerva and Sage should remember this.

Finally, Preachers are saying we can go hog-wild in the bedroom! Well, maybe not, since they still are against beastiality…..