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…Dunecat.

Sorry for the long post.

To appease any and all fragile humor sensibilities, I have now filed the post under “paperwork” because, let’s face it, paperwork has very little entertainment value or amusing characteristics whatsoever.  Anyone who says otherwise should be verbally b*tchslapped by a redneck…Don’t ask me how I know that is not a fun time.

It’s not so much me hating, as that not funny.

Now this, this is funny.

I agree that SNL has lost some shine from its golden age of, say, 20+ years ago.  But don’t be hating on the cave man just because he has mad dancing skillz and you don’t…

Was that SNL? If so then it really has gone downhill like people are saying…

On that note, here is a cat in some pants.

The First Person In The History Of The World To Dance

This is highly entertaining. Thanks to Vort for sending this my way.

So we’ve all heard about how wine is good for your heart. Blah blah. Well, wine is kinda boring. But this news is the most exciting thing I’ve heard in a long time ~ boat drinks are now good for you too!!! <— WTF?

I think that step is intended for people like Benoit Lecomte. For those of you without a proper swimming education background (what are they teaching kids in school these days), Benoit was the first man to swim across the Atlantic Ocean.

On another related swimming note, check out this picture I found on Wikipedia.

A slightly more sinister version of McDonald’s Millions and Millions served signs. Although now that I think about it you may be better off with undertows than Big Macs.

ok. so this is making the rounds of email forwards & myspace bulletins. So After I received it for the 29429595th time, I decided to try it. I definitely LOL’d at step 24.

1. go to www.google.com
2. click on “maps”
3. click on “get directions”
4. type ” New York ” in the first box (the “from” box)
5. type ” London ” in the second box (the “to” box); click “get directions”
6. scroll down to step 24