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I found this graph about the Earth’s average temperature and couldn’t resist sharing it.

I found this while reading the Open Letter To Kansas School Board from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Truly a thinking man’s religion.

From one of the Kansas School Board member responses:

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

(Edit: Removed non-funny bit)

In an effort to confront the laziness that sets in during the winter months, here are some motivational posters to help us all out.

We have already discussed how sex can be financially rewarding.

Now, the next time your significant other or current fling denies you the nookie you so rightfully deserve, just point him/her/them to this website.

You can thank me later.

We become elves! And coneheads!

If there were no studies, how would we ever know anything about human health & behavior? Click the link for common sense shocking new scientific findings.

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The History Channel is running a “Hardcore Kinky Tech” show or something along those lines. It is entertaining. The reason I bring it up though is for one particular item.

Condoms

Yeah, they suck. But back in WWII they were funny. The one they showed was called the “Anti-Baby Condom”. As a rule I’m pro-Anti-Baby anything. I support this condom.

Much gratitude to the Elf, but my bra and panty needs were not exactly what I was trying to satisfy…..Sloth, can I borrow your honey when you’re done with it?

Earlier today Sage and I determined that if we had a perfectly mass-less cat toy it would be perfect for Schrödinger’s cat. Since F=ma that means that a=F/m. Since m is zero this means the cat toy should zoom off at infinite speeds! Or maybe not move at all. Since Schrödinger’s cat has an equal probability of being dead or alive this would make the perfect cat toy. If it’s dead and the toy doesn’t move who cares. If it’s alive I’m sure it would love to chase a toy that went everywhere. Since until you go home to check that you have fed it in the past year it has an equal probability of being both dead and alive (unless you are really bad about feeding it) you have the perfect combination.

I know abodes is a boy blog. But most of you boys have a girl you keep around. Or have had a girl that you kept around. Or at least grew up with a mom, who was originally a girl that your dad kept around. So I feel it’s important to share this terrible women’s health advice with you. Consider it my way of helping you keep the peace with the womens in your life.

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