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The wife and I picked up a $2 Medium Lots video that I’m sure will excite all of you. Hard Rock Zombies. That’s right.

The plot synopsis from IMDB:

A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn’t stop the band’s lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

That’s right abodesians. Sex perverts led by Hitler. A rock band full of zombies. What more could you ask for besides ninjas? But the ninjas are all about the punk rawk!!!

During my morning commute, Radio Margaritaville was playing Enya’s Orinoco Flow. I don’t approve of this song choice. Just because a song says “sail away” doesn’t mean it should be on Radio Margaritaville. Enya is NOT chillin’ on the beach drinkin’ margaritas music. But I digre..OH!LOOK!SHINY! Someone forgot her Adderall today.. *hears sloth’s voice in her head saying, “focus grasshopper”*

So anyway. I had to find something to listen to. Something not Enya. I switched to the Ghetto Booty Bump’n'Grind channel and noticed the song playing was called “My Girl Gotta Girlfriend”. Of course I listened to it. I promptly decided I needed to share it with you all.

Sadly, embedding for this fantabulous softcore pr0n-esque video is disabled. So you’ll have to click here instead. And because the lyrics are not really in English, but are so amazing, you can find them here.

So I will share with you the ones I have standing under my Umbrella-ella-ella-ella:

Enjoy having that song stuck in your head for the rest of the day!

My crazy mom has been known to email me some really unfunny stuff. Today is an exception. Today she sent me a link to this song about the true ingredients of Chinese food. It’s so wrong, but so funny.

Show them to me (tear) [fixed]
Today’s the Day(cringe)
Carlos, Man of Love (some girl lip syncing)
Dear Penis (with Spanish subtitles)
Dancin With a Man (music video)
Titties an Beer (slideshow)
Roadside Fruit Stand

Yeah, that list is pretty spot on. It did forget to include that song right thurr.

Thurr. Yes, that is how the chronically stupid spell there now.

Rolling Stone Magazine’s Twenty Most Annoying Songs of All Time is blasphemy! The list includes Wannabe, The Thong Song, My Humps, and many many other songs that are not only super-fun and catchy, but also important to our generation. Seriously, how can you not love musical “talents” like Ricky Martin and the Crash Test Dummies?

And if you want (you really really want) to hear those songs and more fabulousness, ontd has the whole list youtubed.

Click this link with some headphones on and see if you can beat my 63% or Vortigus’s 50%.

I found this quiz on TechBox.

Having seen teh elf’s post on prom babies, I had to link to this video.

Those girls really can’t sing. And there are much hotter girl bands. For instance:

To be fair, I think the only really hot one in this group is the lead singer. But still.