To emphasize further how few words there are in the song (although it has much awesomeness)

And then last but maybe least but still entertaining

Still here? You have too much free time. Read this post.

“Rape Me”

It’s awfully tempting to buy some of his CD’s here isn’t it (wink wink nudge nudge)

(Editor’s note: We added more after the jump)

“Welcome to the Jungle”

“What’s My Age Again”

“Last Resort”

“Gin & Juice”

“Sunday Bloody Sunday”

“Closer”

“Beat It” (with what sounds like a children’s choir accompaniment)

“Sand Man”

“Star Wars Cantina meets Copacabana”

“Shake Ya Ass”

“Freak on a Leash”

“People Equal Shit”

“She Hates Me”

“Hey Ya” (I’m not sure which I like better, the original or the cover)

“Insane in the Brain”

“Material Girl”

“Jingle Bells”

“Down With the Sickness”

“Come Out and Play”

“My Own Worst Enemy”

“Creep”

“Milkshake”

“Rock the Casbah”

“Hash Pipe”

“Fight For Your Right To Party”

“Longview”

“I’ll Be There For You”

“Naughty Girl” (listen for the backup singers. hilarious)

“Suck My Kiss”

“Ice, Ice, Baby”

“Hot For Teacher”

Some live stuff from the Jimmy Kimmel Show

“Holiday in Cambodia”

And last but not least…

“The Vagina Song”

(this ridiculously long list brought to you by Vort and Sloth, the letter R, and the number 13213907)

Edit: I have just been informed that today is Pi Day which sounds like the perfect excuse for me to spend $25 on baking supplies. Woohoo! Booze and baked goods! What’s not to love about this weekend!

Vortigus found this one. Who knew gang wars could be so tasty:

I see the appeal of “I’m a Slave 4 U” (oh, how I mourn the days of hot Britney), “Doin’ It”, which is musical sex, and even “Closer” since I’m twisted like that. But “Your Body Is a Wonderland”? Sorry. Soft rock hits just put me to sleep. “Push It” makes me think of pep rallies and working out. And why on earth would “I Touch Myself” be considered a getting busy song, unless your definition of getting busy includes solo time with a XXX Hentai midget pr0n website, an XL bottle of lube and/or a fuzzy leopard print vibrator of DOOM?

The plot synopsis from IMDB:

A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn’t stop the band’s lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

That’s right abodesians. Sex perverts led by Hitler. A rock band full of zombies. What more could you ask for besides ninjas? But the ninjas are all about the punk rawk!!!

So anyway. I had to find something to listen to. Something not Enya. I switched to the Ghetto Booty Bump’n'Grind channel and noticed the song playing was called “My Girl Gotta Girlfriend”. Of course I listened to it. I promptly decided I needed to share it with you all.

Sadly, embedding for this fantabulous softcore pr0n-esque video is disabled. So you’ll have to click here instead. And because the lyrics are not really in English, but are so amazing, you can find them here.

Enjoy having that song stuck in your head for the rest of the day!

Thurr. Yes, that is how the chronically stupid spell there now.

And if you want (you really really want) to hear those songs and more fabulousness, ontd has the whole list youtubed.

I found this quiz on TechBox.

To be fair, I think the only really hot one in this group is the lead singer. But still.