Edit: I have just been informed that today is Pi Day which sounds like the perfect excuse for me to spend $25 on baking supplies. Woohoo! Booze and baked goods! What’s not to love about this weekend!
My musical tastes are actually rather diverse. In spite of her ongoing trainwreck of a life, I still love Brit-Brit’s music. Her newest CD is super-fun. It reminds me of Madonna’s “Confessions on a Dance Floor”, which I also loved. Since she decided to take an animeish route for her newest video, I felt the need to share it with all 3 of you abodesians. Enjoy!
I love the silly Countdowns VH1 comes out with. I mean, who better than a TV station to give me jiggy time soundtrack ideas, some of which are completely messed up?
I see the appeal of “I’m a Slave 4 U” (oh, how I mourn the days of hot Britney), “Doin’ It”, which is musical sex, and even “Closer” since I’m twisted like that. But “Your Body Is a Wonderland”? Sorry. Soft rock hits just put me to sleep. “Push It” makes me think of pep rallies and working out. And why on earth would “I Touch Myself” be considered a getting busy song, unless your definition of getting busy includes solo time with a XXX Hentai midget pr0n website, an XL bottle of lube and/or a fuzzy leopard print vibrator of DOOM?
A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn’t stop the band’s lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.
That’s right abodesians. Sex perverts led by Hitler. A rock band full of zombies. What more could you ask for besides ninjas? But the ninjas are all about the punk rawk!!!
During my morning commute, Radio Margaritaville was playing Enya’s Orinoco Flow. I don’t approve of this song choice. Just because a song says “sail away” doesn’t mean it should be on Radio Margaritaville. Enya is NOT chillin’ on the beach drinkin’ margaritas music. But I digre..OH!LOOK!SHINY! Someone forgot her Adderall today.. *hears sloth’s voice in her head saying, “focus grasshopper”*
So anyway. I had to find something to listen to. Something not Enya. I switched to the Ghetto Booty Bump’n'Grind channel and noticed the song playing was called “My Girl Gotta Girlfriend”. Of course I listened to it. I promptly decided I needed to share it with you all.
Sadly, embedding for this fantabulous softcore pr0n-esque video is disabled. So you’ll have to click here instead. And because the lyrics are not really in English, but are so amazing, you can find them here.