Let’s talk about some of these things.

• Clips used in the trailer are from other trailer (TMNT , Watchmen, maybe others).
• The voice over in the trailer doesn’t sound like it’s from a good studio. Maybe someone’s basement?
• The domain name is registered by Domains By Proxy, Universal doesn’t do that.
• The movie is supposed to come out in one (1) month and we haven’t heard anything about it.
• IMDB is unaware of the existence of any Battletoads movie, and IMDB is god.
• How the hell is L. Ron Hubbard supposed to produce this movie?
• Will Smith and Sammy L. J. I get, where did Eddie Murphy come from?
• Longcat Pictures and Wirah Productions don’t even exist. I bet Wirah is the handle of whoever made this.

However, it has one redeeming factor. It’s on the intertubes, thus it has to be true. I’m pumped.

• Soylent Green is people
• Some NRA stuff…
• Everything else old-skool sci-fi
• And lastly, Wikipedia doing the rest of the work for me – or IMDB

So in review this means: he was a cannibal, liked to shoot things, scared Micheal Moore out of his home, and say things like, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

Apparently some people are worried about the zombies coming to attack. This Jock Strap guy or maybe strippers could end up as zombies.

So, in effort to both illustrate my point and to annoy sloth by providing the elf with all things Hello Kitty, here is a Vader-Hello Kitty tattoo.

I think it’s awesome that the Brits even have a Fido Film Awards and even more awesome that some corgis won it. There’s simply no denying that cuteness of this caliber wins at life.

The plot synopsis from IMDB:

A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn’t stop the band’s lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

That’s right abodesians. Sex perverts led by Hitler. A rock band full of zombies. What more could you ask for besides ninjas? But the ninjas are all about the punk rawk!!!

Anyway, back to the point of this post. I picked up the first two of my discs for about $8 a piece at Gamestop. Which two isn’t really important. Then a few months later I found one at Target for $7. Now I had 3 of the 6 sessions. Then, probably 5 months later I found that Best Buy had two of the three remaining discs online for $5 each with no shipping. I bought them. One of the discs was cracked and I had to send it back but that’s life.

Today at Big Lots I found the last disc of the series for $3. The only disc I still need is disc 1 which was broken and returned. If the current trend keeps up I think I’m gonna have to find a replacement for disc one for $1 or less.

If you see it for that let me know

For the record I was NOT making fun of Voltron. Voltron is one of the few cases where multiple vehicles are allowed to join into one mass without breaking transportation rule 25-A. I will refer you to the transportation rules page for more information.

So I’ve been thinking about this one for a little while. I mean come on, how does one respond when someone brings up your deepest, darkest secret. It hurts. Right here. No over here. A little to the left. Yeah, right there.

Then, not only that, he makes fun of the best Voltron evar. Let me tell you, the hurt just grew. *sniff*

It all comes down to, I do want Brucie. I want him bad. When he says, “Yippee Ki Yay.” Well, you can guess what happens – and yes it does require a clean up. So now my deep, dark secret is out there. Enjoy. I want Bruce to have my man-child.

Also rule 87-C was violated which states “a car shall never collide with a helicopter”. Apparently because he ran out of bullets. Yeah.

And the movie didn’t even have the line “Hi, I’m a mac” and “Hi, I’m a crappy actor” as far as I can tell from the tubes.

Crappy musician too.

And he even blamed the woman. We all know you just went to satiate your manly love for Bruce, don’t blame this on her. When he goes to bed at night on a gigantic heap of money you know you just want him to whisper “I love you too Sage” before he falls asleep.

In honor of this being post #360: