As some of you might already know, Mr. Heston has kicked the bucket. Let’s review important facts of his life:
So in review this means: he was a cannibal, liked to shoot things, scared Micheal Moore out of his home, and say things like, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
It appears that in England, you have mighty leaders such as Jock Stirrup.
Apparently some people are worried about the zombies coming to attack. This Jock Strap guy or maybe strippers could end up as zombies.
Something just should not ever be combined. Oil and Water. Ketchup and Eggs. Politics and Science. Religion and Science. Pigeons and Rice. You get the picture.
So, in effort to both illustrate my point and to annoy sloth by providing the elf with all things Hello Kitty, here is a Vader-Hello Kitty tattoo.
And now they have a Doggie Oscar to prove it. The pack of corgis that starred in The Queen won Best Historical Hounds and Best in World at this year’s Fido Film Awards.
I think it’s awesome that the Brits even have a Fido Film Awards and even more awesome that some corgis won it. There’s simply no denying that cuteness of this caliber wins at life.
The wife and I picked up a $2 Medium Lots video that I’m sure will excite all of you. Hard Rock Zombies. That’s right.
The plot synopsis from IMDB:
A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn’t stop the band’s lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.
That’s right abodesians. Sex perverts led by Hitler. A rock band full of zombies. What more could you ask for besides ninjas? But the ninjas are all about the punk rawk!!!
As time goes on I slowly continue to collect the entire original DVD release of Cowboy Bebop. I realize that newer versions of the discs are out (and the reviews of the changes between versions are generally good) but I already have most of the original release so I’m sticking with that. The newest versions (to my understanding) have a bit of a brighter color scheme and an improved sound track so it may not be a bad investment if you are just starting out.
Anyway, back to the point of this post. I picked up the first two of my discs for about $8 a piece at Gamestop. Which two isn’t really important. Then a few months later I found one at Target for $7. Now I had 3 of the 6 sessions. Then, probably 5 months later I found that Best Buy had two of the three remaining discs online for $5 each with no shipping. I bought them. One of the discs was cracked and I had to send it back but that’s life.
Today at Big Lots I found the last disc of the series for $3. The only disc I still need is disc 1 which was broken and returned. If the current trend keeps up I think I’m gonna have to find a replacement for disc one for $1 or less.
If you see it for that let me know 
For the record I was NOT making fun of Voltron. Voltron is one of the few cases where multiple vehicles are allowed to join into one mass without breaking transportation rule 25-A. I will refer you to the transportation rules page for more information.
So I’ve been thinking about this one for a little while. I mean come on, how does one respond when someone brings up your deepest, darkest secret. It hurts. Right here. No over here. A little to the left. Yeah, right there.
Then, not only that, he makes fun of the best Voltron evar. Let me tell you, the hurt just grew. *sniff*
It all comes down to, I do want Brucie. I want him bad. When he says, “Yippee Ki Yay.” Well, you can guess what happens - and yes it does require a clean up. So now my deep, dark secret is out there. Enjoy. I want Bruce to have my man-child.
I was informed by Sage that he went to see Die Hard 18 also known as Live Free or Die Hard. For those of you who don’t know this is a movie about violating the basic rules of transportation such as rule 25-A which is basically that no two vehicles should occupy the same space at the same time unless they are Voltron.
Also rule 87-C was violated which states “a car shall never collide with a helicopter”. Apparently because he ran out of bullets. Yeah.
And the movie didn’t even have the line “Hi, I’m a mac” and “Hi, I’m a crappy actor” as far as I can tell from the tubes.
Crappy musician too.
And he even blamed the woman. We all know you just went to satiate your manly love for Bruce, don’t blame this on her. When he goes to bed at night on a gigantic heap of money you know you just want him to whisper “I love you too Sage” before he falls asleep.
In honor of this being post #360:
