To emphasize further how few words there are in the song (although it has much awesomeness)

And then last but maybe least but still entertaining

Still here? You have too much free time. Read this post.

Let’s talk about some of these things.

• Clips used in the trailer are from other trailer (TMNT , Watchmen, maybe others).
• The voice over in the trailer doesn’t sound like it’s from a good studio. Maybe someone’s basement?
• The domain name is registered by Domains By Proxy, Universal doesn’t do that.
• The movie is supposed to come out in one (1) month and we haven’t heard anything about it.
• IMDB is unaware of the existence of any Battletoads movie, and IMDB is god.
• How the hell is L. Ron Hubbard supposed to produce this movie?
• Will Smith and Sammy L. J. I get, where did Eddie Murphy come from?
• Longcat Pictures and Wirah Productions don’t even exist. I bet Wirah is the handle of whoever made this.

However, it has one redeeming factor. It’s on the intertubes, thus it has to be true. I’m pumped.

“Rape Me”

It’s awfully tempting to buy some of his CD’s here isn’t it (wink wink nudge nudge)

(Editor’s note: We added more after the jump)

“Welcome to the Jungle”

“What’s My Age Again”

“Last Resort”

“Gin & Juice”

“Sunday Bloody Sunday”

“Closer”

“Beat It” (with what sounds like a children’s choir accompaniment)

“Sand Man”

“Star Wars Cantina meets Copacabana”

“Shake Ya Ass”

“Freak on a Leash”

“People Equal Shit”

“She Hates Me”

“Hey Ya” (I’m not sure which I like better, the original or the cover)

“Insane in the Brain”

“Material Girl”

“Jingle Bells”

“Down With the Sickness”

“Come Out and Play”

“My Own Worst Enemy”

“Creep”

“Milkshake”

“Rock the Casbah”

“Hash Pipe”

“Fight For Your Right To Party”

“Longview”

“I’ll Be There For You”

“Naughty Girl” (listen for the backup singers. hilarious)

“Suck My Kiss”

“Ice, Ice, Baby”

“Hot For Teacher”

Some live stuff from the Jimmy Kimmel Show

“Holiday in Cambodia”

And last but not least…

“The Vagina Song”

(this ridiculously long list brought to you by Vort and Sloth, the letter R, and the number 13213907)

• Soylent Green is people
• Some NRA stuff…
• Everything else old-skool sci-fi
• And lastly, Wikipedia doing the rest of the work for me – or IMDB

So in review this means: he was a cannibal, liked to shoot things, scared Micheal Moore out of his home, and say things like, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

Apparently some people are worried about the zombies coming to attack. This Jock Strap guy or maybe strippers could end up as zombies.

Edit: I have just been informed that today is Pi Day which sounds like the perfect excuse for me to spend $25 on baking supplies. Woohoo! Booze and baked goods! What’s not to love about this weekend!

So, in effort to both illustrate my point and to annoy sloth by providing the elf with all things Hello Kitty, here is a Vader-Hello Kitty tattoo.

Vortigus found this one. Who knew gang wars could be so tasty:

I think it’s awesome that the Brits even have a Fido Film Awards and even more awesome that some corgis won it. There’s simply no denying that cuteness of this caliber wins at life.

I see the appeal of “I’m a Slave 4 U” (oh, how I mourn the days of hot Britney), “Doin’ It”, which is musical sex, and even “Closer” since I’m twisted like that. But “Your Body Is a Wonderland”? Sorry. Soft rock hits just put me to sleep. “Push It” makes me think of pep rallies and working out. And why on earth would “I Touch Myself” be considered a getting busy song, unless your definition of getting busy includes solo time with a XXX Hentai midget pr0n website, an XL bottle of lube and/or a fuzzy leopard print vibrator of DOOM?

MALE LIONS SPEND MOST OF THE DAY THINKING ABOUT MATING

So men and lions have at least one thing in common, since according to Cosmo, men think about sex at least 3841895 times a day. And we all know if it’s in Cosmo, it must be true.

The plot synopsis from IMDB:

A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn’t stop the band’s lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

That’s right abodesians. Sex perverts led by Hitler. A rock band full of zombies. What more could you ask for besides ninjas? But the ninjas are all about the punk rawk!!!

What has happened to my tubes?

So anyway. I had to find something to listen to. Something not Enya. I switched to the Ghetto Booty Bump’n'Grind channel and noticed the song playing was called “My Girl Gotta Girlfriend”. Of course I listened to it. I promptly decided I needed to share it with you all.

Sadly, embedding for this fantabulous softcore pr0n-esque video is disabled. So you’ll have to click here instead. And because the lyrics are not really in English, but are so amazing, you can find them here.