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Pirates aren’t a girl’s best friend

Economists are.

Economists can study pirates though. Peter T. Leson from George Mason University has published two papers and is working on a third legitimately studying pirates from an Austrian Economists perspective. (Actually read this link on Austrian Economists if you want a more concise explanation.)

An-arrgh-chy: The Law and Economics of Pirate Organization (which I haven’t had a chance to read yet)

Pirational Choice: The Economics of Infamous Pirate Practices. (which I am in the process of reading and which is very good)

and the work in progress:
The Invisible Hook: The Hidden Economics of Pirates, History’s Most Notorious Criminals - Abstract (this abstract makes this paper look to be the best of the three…and it’s short for your poor attention spans)

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Better than Buffett… It’s Richard Cheese!

My brother introduced me to this fantastic musician. Looking for some fun lounge music covers of your favorite tunes? Relax to such classics as…

“Rape Me”

It’s awfully tempting to buy some of his CD’s here isn’t it (wink wink nudge nudge)

(Editor’s note: We added more after the jump)

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Buffett Meets Geekdom

Some dude over on buffettnews.com is now making webcomics. He proves, once again, that we Parrotheads know what truly matters in life!

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Jack Stirrup, Now a Zombie

It appears that in England, you have mighty leaders such as Jock Stirrup.

Apparently some people are worried about the zombies coming to attack. This Jock Strap guy or maybe strippers could end up as zombies.

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You’re so vain

Some funny vanity plates brought to you by Mental Floss

The best ones:

Children first indeed

Timmah!

That last one made me think of the TARPS service in Toledo, OH. TARPS just sounds like a pejorative term for handicapped people.

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I Wanna Gnu

One of the funnest things about classic rock is that you think you know the words. But you really don’t. And neither does the guy who made this video:

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These cookies are made out of real girl scouts

Andy Rooney thinks they are tasty.

I made a lot of cookies in my lifetime and we don’t have a drop of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil in our kitchen. We don’t have any lecithin or niacin either. The Girl Scouts put what they call “reduced iron” in them. How would a girl reduce iron?

I looked up cookies in my Fannie Farmer cookbook and Fannie Farmer doesn’t use riboflavin.

Next time a Girl Scout tries to sell me cookies, I’m going to ask her about partially hydrogenated vegetable oil and about riboflavin.

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To Kill A Pooping Mouse

There is a mouse in my office somewhere. It did it’s biznaz on the bosses desk. All over his desk. A few times.

So the boss brought in a mouse trap and set it up. We found some of the food eaten each day for a couple of days but the trap never sprung. Today I tried to spring it myself with a pen and it required a TON of force. The mouse would have to do a all over the mouse trap with a tribal drum accompaniment to set it off. I probably had to apply 5 lbs of pressure to the trap to make it spring. That’s like the weight of a small rat.

I bent the catch back a little and gave it a proper hair trigger now. We’ll see if we have some proper results on Monday. Nothing like a rotting mouse corpse over the weekend to spice up work.

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Motivational Posters

In an effort to confront the laziness that sets in during the winter months, here are some motivational posters to help us all out.

Epic Rack

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in honor of Vort, Mrs. Vort & Vort Jr.

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