sage - June 6, 2008 @ 11:30 am
· Filed under General
So sometimes… late at night… I think about nearly improbable situations. It appears I am not the only one!
Now I say ‘nearly improbable’, since being a physicist, among other things I’ve learned it is possible to throw a ball throw a solid wall. It just would take near elevenity-million-billion tries (on average) to get one through. We later discovered the wall would crumble and the earth would die before we’d have time to make that many tosses at a given wall.
So besides the past, I think about the future, terraformed Mars (unterraformed is useless, I’d just die - end of exercise), an alien space ship, and just about anywhere else outside of here and now.
So I’m recently single again. I knew it would happen as it was just a matter of time. It’s not so much that I miss her, it’s more of the fact that being single just plain sucks, even if the opposite is spending time with someone with which there is no real future. So seeing as how I’m probably the only consistent single (as in un-married) reader of this ‘ere blog, I thought I’d educate ya on why being single sucks donkey dick on horseback.
Cooking for one person is so pointless you might as well get a pizza. Or Wendy’s. It’s actually cheaper.
Hanging out with a couple means you are the third wheel.
And lastly, Wikipedia doing the rest of the work for me - or IMDB
So in review this means: he was a cannibal, liked to shoot things, scared Micheal Moore out of his home, and say things like, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
So the TSA made a woman (who scores a 19.5 on my scale) remove her nipple rings before they would let her board a flight. “The last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon,” well-known L.A. attorney Gloria Alred said. When the TSA agent who made the decision was questioned the response was “She was given a pair of pliers in order to remove them.” For the official report from CBS, go here. Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves.