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So sometimes… late at night… I think about nearly improbable situations. It appears I am not the only one!

Now I say ‘nearly improbable’, since being a physicist, among other things I’ve learned it is possible to throw a ball throw a solid wall. It just would take near elevenity-million-billion tries (on average) to get one through. We later discovered the wall would crumble and the earth would die before we’d have time to make that many tosses at a given wall.

So besides the past, I think about the future, terraformed Mars (unterraformed is useless, I’d just die - end of exercise),  an alien space ship, and just about anywhere else outside of here and now.

Sadly, Bonsai Kitten is no longer in business. But we can get their old site on archive.org - yay for the way back machine.

Bonsai Kitten

Turns out the woman is good for something, pointing me here.

I couldn’t get this damn thing out of my head. You get to enjoy it now too.

And before you say it’s apples to oranges, that’s your work connection, this is mine

We all know how the sloth is on the bleeding edge of new technology, I’m on super bleeding, the floor is covered in my blood, edge.

I go from a 1 or 2 meg connection to 12. Booyah. My porn loads supa-fast.

So I’m recently single again. I knew it would happen as it was just a matter of time. It’s not so much that I miss her, it’s more of the fact that being single just plain sucks, even if the opposite is spending time with someone with which there is no real future. So seeing as how I’m probably the only consistent single (as in un-married) reader of this ‘ere blog, I thought I’d educate ya on why being single sucks donkey dick on horseback.

1. Cooking for one person is so pointless you might as well get a pizza. Or Wendy’s. It’s actually cheaper.
2. Hanging out with a couple means you are the third wheel.
3. No one goes to a restaurant to eat by themselves.

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As some of you might already know, Mr. Heston has kicked the bucket. Let’s review important facts of his life:

• Soylent Green is people
• Some NRA stuff…
• Everything else old-skool sci-fi
• And lastly, Wikipedia doing the rest of the work for me - or IMDB

So in review this means: he was a cannibal, liked to shoot things, scared Micheal Moore out of his home, and say things like, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

It appears that in England, you have mighty leaders such as Jock Stirrup.

Apparently some people are worried about the zombies coming to attack. This Jock Strap guy or maybe strippers could end up as zombies.

So the TSA made a woman (who scores a 19.5 on my scale) remove her nipple rings before they would let her board a flight.  “The last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon,” well-known L.A. attorney Gloria Alred said.  When the TSA agent who made the decision was questioned the response was “She was given a pair of pliers in order to remove them.”  For the official report from CBS, go here. Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves.