Abodes.org » Ninjas http://www.abodes.org/blog Your #1 source for politically correct and totally inoffensive kittens, ninjas and boobies Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:55:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 I Swear It Wasn’t Ein http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/626 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/626#comments Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:08:26 +0000 wastinawayagain http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/626 Some bad dog was recently caught on tape shoplifting a bone from the pet store:

]]> http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/626/feed 0 Monkey Wars!!!! Vol. 2 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/490 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/490#comments Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:41:03 +0000 Clamcheese http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/490 You all do remember the original iteration of Monkey Wars?  It seems the Primate Offensive is in full swing (pun intended).  Am I the only one who thinks that monkeys are just about the coolest primates on the face of the Earth?  Well, next to us of course.

It seems as though the Ninja training has been unsuccessful, perhaps the langur monkeys are in need of lesson from Chuck Norris?  Or perhaps a technology upgrade?  Monkeys with helmet mounted lasers would definitely fall into the Crazy-Awesome category.  And chain saws, definitely chain saws.

]]> http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/490/feed 1 Everyone Loves A Parade, Even Ninjas http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/480 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/480#comments Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:22:43 +0000 wastinawayagain http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/480
]]> http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/480/feed 6 Sprint: Wallet Ninja http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/454 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/454#comments Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:26:05 +0000 sloth http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/454 Dealing with Sprint is like dealing with a ninja who has decided to shove his hand up your ass to check for any hidden money. The only way to defeat them is to pay careful attention to your phone bill and have stainless steel undergarments.

I have two of the Sprint SERO plans. That’s two plans of 500 minutes each, unlimited data and unlimited text messaging for $30 per phone. Plus some other discounts. This is a good deal. However, it seems like every third bill Sprint does something stupid and charges me extra.

Avast!!!

This time it was charging me for a service the elf added, found to be nonfunctional, and called within 10 minutes to cancel. The CSR I spoke with today even saw the record of that call and acknowledged I should not have been billed. I believe Sprint was trying to ambush me. This did not work since I have written the book on ambush.

Pirates 1 – Ass Ninjas 0

]]> http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/454/feed 1 A Warning. http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/416 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/416#comments Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:27:19 +0000 wastinawayagain http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/416 Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

That is all.

]]> http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/416/feed 3 Little Bitty Kitty Wanna Fight http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/407 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/407#comments Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:23:32 +0000 wastinawayagain http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/407 Those of us with ninja cats of foot attacking +1 will appreciate this video:

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