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Some bad dog was recently caught on tape shoplifting a bone from the pet store:

You all do remember the original iteration of Monkey Wars?  It seems the Primate Offensive is in full swing (pun intended).  Am I the only one who thinks that monkeys are just about the coolest primates on the face of the Earth?  Well, next to us of course.

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Dealing with Sprint is like dealing with a ninja who has decided to shove his hand up your ass to check for any hidden money. The only way to defeat them is to pay careful attention to your phone bill and have stainless steel undergarments.

I have two of the Sprint SERO plans. That’s two plans of 500 minutes each, unlimited data and unlimited text messaging for $30 per phone. Plus some other discounts. This is a good deal. However, it seems like every third bill Sprint does something stupid and charges me extra.

Avast!!!

This time it was charging me for a service the elf added, found to be nonfunctional, and called within 10 minutes to cancel. The CSR I spoke with today even saw the record of that call and acknowledged I should not have been billed. I believe Sprint was trying to ambush me. This did not work since I have written the book on ambush.

Pirates 1 – Ass Ninjas 0

That is all.

Those of us with ninja cats of foot attacking +1 will appreciate this video: