I Swear It Wasn’t Ein
Some bad dog was recently caught on tape shoplifting a bone from the pet store:
Some bad dog was recently caught on tape shoplifting a bone from the pet store:
The link in the last post was supposed to read:
Mice suspected in killing nearly 100 cats.
Something just should not ever be combined. Oil and Water. Ketchup and Eggs. Politics and Science. Religion and Science. Pigeons and Rice. You get the picture.
So, in effort to both illustrate my point and to annoy sloth by providing the elf with all things Hello Kitty, here is a Vader-Hello Kitty tattoo.
And now they have a Doggie Oscar to prove it. The pack of corgis that starred in The Queen won Best Historical Hounds and Best in World at this year’s Fido Film Awards.
I think it’s awesome that the Brits even have a Fido Film Awards and even more awesome that some corgis won it. There’s simply no denying that cuteness of this caliber wins at life.
So, it seems that I’m not the only one who’s been attacked my monkeys.
Those of you who have cats (which I believe is everyone who posts here) will appreciate this video.
Hello Kitty, Queen of All Things Pink and Cute, is now featured on a custom AK-47 assault rifle. And at only $1073, it’s a steal compared to the $3450 Hello Kitty Kimora Lee Simmons diamond watch. The gun is also much cuter than the watch.
So who wants to buy me one?