Something just should not ever be combined. Oil and Water. Ketchup and Eggs. Politics and Science. Religion and Science. Pigeons and Rice. You get the picture.
So, in effort to both illustrate my point and to annoy sloth by providing the elf with all things Hello Kitty, here is a Vader-Hello Kitty tattoo.
And now they have a Doggie Oscar to prove it. The pack of corgis that starred in The Queen won Best Historical Hounds and Best in World at this year’s Fido Film Awards.
I think it’s awesome that the Brits even have a Fido Film Awards and even more awesome that some corgis won it. There’s simply no denying that cuteness of this caliber wins at life.
So, it seems that I’m not the only one who’s been attacked my monkeys.
Those of you who have cats (which I believe is everyone who posts here) will appreciate this video.
Hello Kitty, Queen of All Things Pink and Cute, is now featured on a custom AK-47 assault rifle. And at only $1073, it’s a steal compared to the $3450 Hello Kitty Kimora Lee Simmons diamond watch. The gun is also much cuter than the watch.
So who wants to buy me one?
I’m watching Animal Planet’s Big Cat Challenge. I’m not normally inclined to watch educational programming. I’m more inclined to watch America’s Next Overrated Anorexic or Three Bottle Blondes and an Old Dude. But sometimes, I cannot resist the cuteness that is a baby lion. Not to mention, I generally need to kill time while logged in to my online Financial Planning class chat (online MBA FTW!). It turns out, these programs full of learnings can be quite enlightening. For instance, and I quote the program’s narrator:
MALE LIONS SPEND MOST OF THE DAY THINKING ABOUT MATING
So men and lions have at least one thing in common, since according to Cosmo, men think about sex at least 3841895 times a day. And we all know if it’s in Cosmo, it must be true.
If Minerva’s comment here is true this may be a childhood video of a relative? I think this monkey loves those cats and since he has a huge arm span he is capable of LOTS of lovin.
And my title meant cats you sick freaks.
