Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”

Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”

Guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”

The hooker replies, “$1,500.”

I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”

The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,

“How much for some pussy?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

First, a CD of 100 simulations of boob action voices. What are those? I don’t know, but here is the cover. Ever wish you were a pair of headphones?

Also, there is a link to a dōjin game that is marked there as NSFW. I can imagine why from the above image.

Cut because Barbie getting the money shot probably isn’t something you’d want your boss to catch you watching.


Trisfe Pornografia – The best video clips are right here

Today I also saw HES followed by the image of a rhino on a range rover. Tell me HES isn’t the best acronym ever.

Oh yeah, gotta catch ‘em all. Because once you’ve seen one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them nekkid. Roll ‘em back up.

(Make sure to look closely at the Infra-reddish background stuffs toward the end. Or better yet, you probably shouldn’t.)