A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”
Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”
Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”
“Yes.”
Saw this on Kotaku and haven’t gotten a chance to actually look at it yet but it seems to be perfect for a readers.
First, a CD of 100 simulations of boob action voices. What are those? I don’t know, but here is the cover. Ever wish you were a pair of headphones?
Also, there is a link to a dōjin game that is marked there as NSFW. I can imagine why from the above image.
I found this video for the song “Trisfe Pornografia” via my new favorite blog, Jezebel.
Cut because Barbie getting the money shot probably isn’t something you’d want your boss to catch you watching. Read the rest of this entry »
Sometimes people say I’d hit that othertimes I say I’d abstain that.
Today I also saw HES followed by the image of a rhino on a range rover. Tell me HES isn’t the best acronym ever.
Oh yeah, gotta catch ‘em all. Because once you’ve seen one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them nekkid. Roll ‘em back up.
Adam Sandler (or at least the guy in his video) has a secret… and it has nothing to do with clams. Shh, don’t tell!
(Make sure to look closely at the Infra-reddish background stuffs toward the end. Or better yet, you probably shouldn’t.)
