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Some bad dog was recently caught on tape shoplifting a bone from the pet store:

As someone whose job it is to talk on the phone all day, I have a few things to say about answering the damn things. The most important of these things is that Sloth is mistaken. Here’s why, illustrated with pretty pictures!!!!!:

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It’s good for your boobies!

Some dude over on buffettnews.com is now making webcomics. He proves, once again, that we Parrotheads know what truly matters in life!

Here’s a traditional Irish Folk Song to get you into the spirit of drinking, dancing, singing, and driving away snakes:

Edit: I have just been informed that today is Pi Day which sounds like the perfect excuse for me to spend $25 on baking supplies. Woohoo! Booze and baked goods! What’s not to love about this weekend!

My musical tastes are actually rather diverse. In spite of her ongoing trainwreck of a life, I still love Brit-Brit’s music. Her newest CD is super-fun. It reminds me of Madonna’s “Confessions on a Dance Floor”, which I also loved. Since she decided to take an animeish route for her newest video, I felt the need to share it with all 3 of you abodesians. Enjoy!

One of the funnest things about classic rock is that you think you know the words. But you really don’t. And neither does the guy who made this video:

Currently, it is 5 degrees fahrenheit outside. With windchill, it’s -16., i.e. And this B.S. is our weather forecast for the next 10 days. Yep. -2 tonight and below freezing pretty much every day. I’m pretty sure that my nipples are going to freeze off before winter ends.

Buying that private island in Mexico is looking better and better by the day. And at only $136K, it’s a steal!

You’re on your weekly beer run with the wife and baby cause everyone knows marriage and parenthood lead to alcoholism. Who or what do you use a seat belt on?

This guy chose to strap in his Busch and leave the baby to bounce around his back seat. Needless to say, he was arrested and taken off to jail.

SEX and BOOZE!

Just wanted to add more vices to abodes, since that seems to be the theme of today’s posts.