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sloth: 10^(220-10) is how many pieces of pizza I’m going to eat at lunch
sloth: roughly
sage: roughly… that’s a shit ton of pizza
sloth: a shit ton is 10^150
sloth: so it’s actually more than that
sage: that’s almost a shit-ton of shit-tons
sage: shitshit-ton?
sage: ohshit-ton?
sage: nawh, an ohshit-ton is anything that falls on you
sloth: ohshit-ton is a measurement of compressive force
sloth: shitshit-ton would be explosive force
sloth: holyshit-ton is a measurement of surprise
sage: in number of “oh shits”?
sloth: yeah

So there’s some rumors out there about maybe a Battletoads movie. There’s even a trailer.

Let’s talk about some of these things.

• Clips used in the trailer are from other trailer (TMNT , Watchmen, maybe others).
• The voice over in the trailer doesn’t sound like it’s from a good studio. Maybe someone’s basement?
• The domain name is registered by Domains By Proxy, Universal doesn’t do that.
• The movie is supposed to come out in one (1) month and we haven’t heard anything about it.
• IMDB is unaware of the existence of any Battletoads movie, and IMDB is god.
• How the hell is L. Ron Hubbard supposed to produce this movie?
• Will Smith and Sammy L. J. I get, where did Eddie Murphy come from?
• Longcat Pictures and Wirah Productions don’t even exist. I bet Wirah is the handle of whoever made this.

However, it has one redeeming factor. It’s on the intertubes, thus it has to be true. I’m pumped.

So sometimes… late at night… I think about nearly improbable situations. It appears I am not the only one!

Now I say ‘nearly improbable’, since being a physicist, among other things I’ve learned it is possible to throw a ball throw a solid wall. It just would take near elevenity-million-billion tries (on average) to get one through. We later discovered the wall would crumble and the earth would die before we’d have time to make that many tosses at a given wall.

So besides the past, I think about the future, terraformed Mars (unterraformed is useless, I’d just die - end of exercise),  an alien space ship, and just about anywhere else outside of here and now.

Sadly, Bonsai Kitten is no longer in business. But we can get their old site on archive.org - yay for the way back machine.

Bonsai Kitten

Turns out the woman is good for something, pointing me here.

I couldn’t get this damn thing out of my head. You get to enjoy it now too.

We all know how the sloth is on the bleeding edge of new technology, I’m on super bleeding, the floor is covered in my blood, edge.

I go from a 1 or 2 meg connection to 12. Booyah. My porn loads supa-fast.

As some of you might already know, Mr. Heston has kicked the bucket. Let’s review important facts of his life:

• Soylent Green is people
• Some NRA stuff…
• Everything else old-skool sci-fi
• And lastly, Wikipedia doing the rest of the work for me - or IMDB

So in review this means: he was a cannibal, liked to shoot things, scared Micheal Moore out of his home, and say things like, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

It appears that in England, you have mighty leaders such as Jock Stirrup.

Apparently some people are worried about the zombies coming to attack. This Jock Strap guy or maybe strippers could end up as zombies.

Merry the Christmas, from the staff here at Abodes.