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…the exact moment when Republicans became Socialists…

How do you get ‘em? Go to a vending machine!!!

We become elves! And coneheads!

Clamcheese may want to think twice about his next visit to his “watering hole”, or at least wear a face mask…

Much gratitude to the Elf, but my bra and panty needs were not exactly what I was trying to satisfy…..Sloth, can I borrow your honey when you’re done with it?

…about having a bachelor’s party the night before your wedding.

I give thanks to Narnianelf for helping me create another category for music, ZTRM!

I think I must clarify what ZTSM really is.  It is not simply techno, or electronica, which apparently Sage thinks ZTSM is. ZTSM involves slow beats and a sensuous voice. Therefore, I did not even think to warn others about possible ZTSM in the dancing cave man link because it has a fast beat and there were no words in the song . Which is fitting, because even though NEANDERTALS (thanks Sloth, I love it when you point out my flaws) had a hyoid bone virtually identical to ours, they most likely had a very rudimentary form of speech. But then again, I doubt Zombies had the best articulation with their tongues and lips rotting off…*

*That is when I realized I had wasted precious minutes writing this post when I should have been working on my Torts paper.

To appease any and all fragile humor sensibilities, I have now filed the post under “paperwork” because, let’s face it, paperwork has very little entertainment value or amusing characteristics whatsoever.  Anyone who says otherwise should be verbally b*tchslapped by a redneck…Don’t ask me how I know that is not a fun time.

I agree that SNL has lost some shine from its golden age of, say, 20+ years ago.  But don’t be hating on the cave man just because he has mad dancing skillz and you don’t…

The First Person In The History Of The World To Dance