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This is why the Sage and I use Velcro.

…the exact moment when Republicans became Socialists…

How do you get ‘em? Go to a vending machine!!!

We become elves! And coneheads!

Clamcheese may want to think twice about his next visit to his “watering hole”, or at least wear a face mask…

Much gratitude to the Elf, but my bra and panty needs were not exactly what I was trying to satisfy…..Sloth, can I borrow your honey when you’re done with it?

…about having a bachelor’s party the night before your wedding.

I give thanks to Narnianelf for helping me create another category for music, ZTRM!

I think I must clarify what ZTSM really is.  It is not simply techno, or electronica, which apparently Sage thinks ZTSM is. ZTSM involves slow beats and a sensuous voice. Therefore, I did not even think to warn others about possible ZTSM in the dancing cave man link because it has a fast beat and there were no words in the song . Which is fitting, because even though NEANDERTALS (thanks Sloth, I love it when you point out my flaws) had a hyoid bone virtually identical to ours, they most likely had a very rudimentary form of speech. But then again, I doubt Zombies had the best articulation with their tongues and lips rotting off…*

*That is when I realized I had wasted precious minutes writing this post when I should have been working on my Torts paper.

To appease any and all fragile humor sensibilities, I have now filed the post under “paperwork” because, let’s face it, paperwork has very little entertainment value or amusing characteristics whatsoever.  Anyone who says otherwise should be verbally b*tchslapped by a redneck…Don’t ask me how I know that is not a fun time.

I agree that SNL has lost some shine from its golden age of, say, 20+ years ago.  But don’t be hating on the cave man just because he has mad dancing skillz and you don’t…