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I can totally see Sage doing this.

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So I’m recently single again. I knew it would happen as it was just a matter of time. It’s not so much that I miss her, it’s more of the fact that being single just plain sucks, even if the opposite is spending time with someone with which there is no real future. So seeing as how I’m probably the only consistent single (as in un-married) reader of this ‘ere blog, I thought I’d educate ya on why being single sucks donkey dick on horseback.

1. Cooking for one person is so pointless you might as well get a pizza. Or Wendy’s. It’s actually cheaper.
2. Hanging out with a couple means you are the third wheel.
3. No one goes to a restaurant to eat by themselves.

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So the TSA made a woman (who scores a 19.5 on my scale) remove her nipple rings before they would let her board a flight.  “The last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon,” well-known L.A. attorney Gloria Alred said.  When the TSA agent who made the decision was questioned the response was “She was given a pair of pliers in order to remove them.”  For the official report from CBS, go here. Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves.

So the demented minds behind South Park have done something right, namely making every episode of the show available for free, online.

Now only if other shows would do the same, t3h interweb would be a  much better place.

Everyone knows that men and women don’t always communicate well. So in light of this, here are some things that I thought the female readers of this blog should know, all two of them. Here are the rest.

1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you’re wrong.

2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.

4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you’re not in the car.

5. If you’re truly interested in us, don’t play hard to get.

And, so the other guys reading this might be interested…

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In honor baby of Neerpigus, I just thought the new parents would appreciate some easy to follow instructions. For m0ar on the Idiot’s Guide to rearing a child

You might want to click here.

Something just should not ever be combined. Oil and Water. Ketchup and Eggs. Politics and Science. Religion and Science. Pigeons and Rice. You get the picture.

So, in effort to both illustrate my point and to annoy sloth by providing the elf with all things Hello Kitty, here is a Vader-Hello Kitty tattoo.

In an effort to confront the laziness that sets in during the winter months, here are some motivational posters to help us all out.

So, I’ve been Stumbling lately, and have seen some funny stuff.  This actually made me laugh.

We have already discussed how sex can be financially rewarding.

Now, the next time your significant other or current fling denies you the nookie you so rightfully deserve, just point him/her/them to this website.

You can thank me later.