Violent beating clause
I was talking to Vortigus, and like many normal conversations the topic turned to mandatory binding arbitration.
Vort had the best idea ever.
Vortigus: I’m going to start putting in violent beating clauses in any future contracts I sign
Sloth: that’s awesome
Vortigus: Sure, I won’t sue, but you agree to let me violently beat you and your family if you screw me over
I award Vortigus a 