Election Night
I was planning on staying up all night to watch the election. Luckily I don’t have to. For those of you who were wondering, the results are in: Obama in a landslide. No, I didn’t vote for Obama. This isn’t a proBama post. No I didn’t vote for McCain either. Go away flamers.
That said, let me be the first to call you President Obama.
It’s all for naught though because the machines have risen up to overthrow their chad hanging masters.
In case the machines all reboot suddenly I’m still gonna watch the election. I suggest we over a play by play. Red state vs Blue state vs Red vs Blue state kinda thing. No purple states please, we don’t want your kind here.