Soylent Green is People!

As some of you might already know, Mr. Heston has kicked the bucket. Let’s review important facts of his life:

So in review this means: he was a cannibal, liked to shoot things, scared Micheal Moore out of his home, and say things like, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

4 Comments »

  1. Clamcheese said,

    April 8, 2008

    I hear that line all the time. Which pisses me off, my paws don’t stink.

  2. narnianelf said,

    April 8, 2008

    ‘…he was a cannibal, liked to shoot things, scared Micheal Moore out of his home, and say things like, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”’

    And that is exactly why Mr. Heston is Teh Awesome.

  3. Minerva said,

    April 8, 2008

    Soylent Green is now ruined for me forever.

  4. sloth said,

    April 9, 2008

    At least now that he is dead we can go forward making everything that could potentially be used to harm someone illegal.

    I think we should ban pencils first.

    Then maybe tacos.

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