No nipple rings, not yours
So the TSA made a woman (who scores a 19.5 on my scale) remove her nipple rings before they would let her board a flight. “The last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon,” well-known L.A. attorney Gloria Alred said. When the TSA agent who made the decision was questioned the response was “She was given a pair of pliers in order to remove them.” For the official report from CBS, go here. Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves.
sloth said,
March 28, 2008
19.5 beers?
Clamcheese said,
March 28, 2008
Beers, or some other form of alcoholic beverage would be necessary to make her do-able IMO. Shots work too.
Minerva said,
March 30, 2008
19.5 drinks? Save your liver and do her doggy style.
Clamcheese said,
April 1, 2008
Or, 19.5 helpings of liquid courage. Have you seen this chick? She looks like a cross between the Hamburglar and Maggie Gyllenhaal.