I Love “Research Studies”. And Booze.

Sloth says I have expensive taste. I disagree since my idea of expensive taste includes $1300 bottles of champagne and ugly $26,000 purses. Well, it’s time for me to change my ways. A recent study found that in order to maximize my drinking pleasure, I need to develop expensive taste in wine. Or not. I’ll stick with Yellow Tail and Mon Ami wines, thxbai.

Now what this study does mean is that someone could probably bottle cat pee and market it as an expensive new wine. You know that stupid rich people would flock to buy it.

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