I have a chip on my shoulder
Well. No. Not really. I had some chips in a bowl but I ate them. None ever made it to my shoulder.
I’m a filthy liar.
That said, I highly recommend the new Doritos Fiery Habanero chips if you are looking for a mainstream chip with heat. They aren’t as good as D.W. Mikesell’s Hoppin Hot Habanero chips or a number of others, but they are really darn good for a chip made by one of the top manufacturers. When you eat a few you can actually taste some heat.
That probably means that everyone else in the U.S. will hate them though so they won’t be around for long 