Mood killers
So I was laying in bed with the woman last nite, and I hear her dog start chewing on something. I say to her, “Please tell me she’s not chewing on what I think she’s chewing on.” And of course, I was correct as always, the bitch(finally I get to use this term and not get slapped) was chewing on un-used condoms, which curiously smell like orange peel. After a bout of uncontrollable laughter, the mood was totally gone. So I say to her, “I’m totally gonna put this on the blog.” And since I don’t like to disappoint, I thought I’d start a list of mood killers. Please feel free to add your mood killers.
1. The dog ate my condom.
2. Cold doggy nose on my balls. AKA instant shrivel.
3. The 5-0 at the door. Courtesy of Sage.
4. Partner taking phone calls or texting the parent folk. Also courtesy of Sage.
Clamcheese said,
December 20, 2007
5. Oprah–’nuff said
sloth said,
December 20, 2007
6. When your cat decides to walk on your back.
Clamcheese said,
December 20, 2007
7. His/her wife/husband comes home.
sloth said,
December 21, 2007
I really hate that. Now, when her girlfriend comes home it gets better… in the movies.
sage said,
December 22, 2007
when the girlfriend comes home?
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