Comments on: This Explains So Much

By: Clamcheese

Clamcheese — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:57:45 +0000

I just like the way the hair tickles my balls.

By: sage

sage — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:01:42 +0000

He likes it even better when she has more of a beard than he does. I think it’s because he likes to pull on it though.

By: narnianelf

narnianelf — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:32:40 +0000

Dwarves, eh? I never realized you had a thing for short, hairy women.

By: Clamcheese

Clamcheese — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:37:16 +0000

So that would make the elf a drunk slut? That’s my favorite flavor. But elves totally aren’t my thing. Dwarves though… RAWR!

Seriously though, the scientific reasoning behind the article is that it’s just easier to hook up with a chick when she’s drunk. So the earlier you start the better right? I thought this had already been established? I must conduct some more research……

By: sloth

sloth — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:41:08 +0000

Don’t call my woman a lush! That’s my job.

The elf is a lush.

By: sage

sage — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:23:37 +0000

Eh, you’re just a lush. Through and though, not much more to it.