This Explains So Much
Ever since I was a wee lass, I’ve had more guy friends than girl friends. Today, I’d like to thank each and every one of those guys for giving me a new excuse for being a lush.
(Editor’s note: I think there is a term for a girl that has a lot of “guy friends” ever since she was a little girl.)
sage said,
December 18, 2007
Eh, you’re just a lush. Through and though, not much more to it.
sloth said,
December 19, 2007
Don’t call my woman a lush! That’s my job.
The elf is a lush.
Clamcheese said,
December 19, 2007
So that would make the elf a drunk slut? That’s my favorite flavor. But elves totally aren’t my thing. Dwarves though… RAWR!
Seriously though, the scientific reasoning behind the article is that it’s just easier to hook up with a chick when she’s drunk. So the earlier you start the better right? I thought this had already been established? I must conduct some more research……
narnianelf said,
December 20, 2007
Dwarves, eh? I never realized you had a thing for short, hairy women.
sage said,
December 20, 2007
He likes it even better when she has more of a beard than he does. I think it’s because he likes to pull on it though.
Clamcheese said,
December 21, 2007
I just like the way the hair tickles my balls.