Top 25 Videos For Sexing
I love the silly Countdowns VH1 comes out with. I mean, who better than a TV station to give me jiggy time soundtrack ideas, some of which are completely messed up?
I see the appeal of “I’m a Slave 4 U” (oh, how I mourn the days of hot Britney), “Doin’ It”, which is musical sex, and even “Closer” since I’m twisted like that. But “Your Body Is a Wonderland”? Sorry. Soft rock hits just put me to sleep. “Push It” makes me think of pep rallies and working out. And why on earth would “I Touch Myself” be considered a getting busy song, unless your definition of getting busy includes solo time with a XXX Hentai midget pr0n website, an XL bottle of lube and/or a fuzzy leopard print vibrator of DOOM?
Minerva said,
October 29, 2007
NOTE TO SELF: Do not click on “leopard print vibrator of DOOM” while in class and the professor is looking at you, because when your mouth makes a big “O” and your eyes get wide, she is going to think you are interested in immigration law/civil rights in film and call on you…
Clamcheese said,
October 29, 2007
So the XL bottle of lube and midget pr0n didn’t raise an eyebrow? For shame. That should at least get a snicker or a giggle.
Minerva said,
October 29, 2007
I hadn’t looked at those yet. I went straight to the vibrator, naturally.
Clamcheese said,
October 29, 2007
I smell a trend forming. Or maybe it’s just my feet.