Comments on: Monkey Wars!!! http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463 Your #1 source for politically correct and totally inoffensive kittens, ninjas and boobies Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:38:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Abodes.org » Monkey Wars!!!! Vol. 2 - Your #1 source for kittens, ninjas and boobies http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463#comment-404 Abodes.org » Monkey Wars!!!! Vol. 2 - Your #1 source for kittens, ninjas and boobies Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:14:33 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463#comment-404 [...] all do remember the original iteration of Monkey Wars?  It seems the Primate Offensive is in full swing (pun intended).  Am I [...] […] all do remember the original iteration of Monkey Wars?  It seems the Primate Offensive is in full swing (pun intended).  Am I […]

]]> By: sage http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463#comment-361 sage Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:08:50 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463#comment-361 Sloth has a really good point. Nothing hunts velociraptors. They are dangerous. Sloth has a really good point. Nothing hunts velociraptors. They are dangerous.

]]> By: sloth http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463#comment-360 sloth Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:45:29 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463#comment-360 This is the start of a very bad situation. The Reese's monkeys all get eaten by the new bigger more manly monkeys. There are no smaller tasty ones to eat so they turn to humans. Gorillas are brought in to handle the langur problem. Humans again become the next prey. Large cats are brought in to hunt the gorillas. Repeat ad nauseam. Eventually velociraptors are brought in to take care of the previous predators. The problem is that <em>NOTHING</em> hunts velociraptors. Doom is spelled "D" "slash rip gouge" "chew" "M". This is the start of a very bad situation.

The Reese’s monkeys all get eaten by the new bigger more manly monkeys. There are no smaller tasty ones to eat so they turn to humans.

Gorillas are brought in to handle the langur problem. Humans again become the next prey.

Large cats are brought in to hunt the gorillas. Repeat ad nauseam.

Eventually velociraptors are brought in to take care of the previous predators. The problem is that NOTHING hunts velociraptors. Doom is spelled “D” “slash rip gouge” “chew” “M”.

]]> By: Minerva http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463#comment-358 Minerva Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:45:20 +0000 http://www.abodes.org/blog/archives/463#comment-358 Does anyone remember the movie "Congo"?....monkey guard dogs never work out quite the way you plan. Does anyone remember the movie “Congo”?….monkey guard dogs never work out quite the way you plan.

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