Brainnnssss
The CDC has come out with a fancy schmany graphic that explains how these new deadly zombie amoebas work. Finally, the government is starting to recognize the real threat zombies pose to all of us. Six people have already died this year alone from this micro-zombie horde.
The treatment: “prompt intravenous administration of heroic doses of Amphotericin B”.
Yes, you read that right. Only through heroic doses of Amphotericin B can these zombies be killed. Who is Amphotericin B you ask? That’s Joe Doogan’s other name.
sage said,
October 23, 2007
Boy, that sounds like fun. Sign me up.
Clamcheese said,
October 23, 2007
I believe there is a waiting list at itsuckstobeyou.org.
Minerva said,
October 23, 2007
Sage, this is just ANOTHER REASON for why I’m scared of water.