Comments on: HK47

By: Clamcheese

Clamcheese — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:13:17 +0000

This makes me think of maybe hiring someone to draw that up….. some little blonde girl in pigtails with a Hello Kittty AK-47 and a Rambo knife. Or as sacrilegious as it may be, Chuck Norris with blonde pigtails and a Hello Kitty AK47….. now that would be some funny shit.

By: sloth

sloth — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:40:28 +0000

Even worse. A criminal gives up because he is held at gunpoint because of one of these guns.

Criminal 1: “What are you in for?”
Criminal 2: “I got held up when I robbed a store.”
Criminal 1: “You got held up? By the cops?”
Criminal 2: “No, by a girl with a Hello Kitty AK-47.”
Criminal 1: “Oh really? Bend over bitch.”
Criminal 2: “Ouch.”

By: Clamcheese

Clamcheese — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:02:01 +0000

What would be going thru someone’s mind if this was the last thing they saw before they died? I mean, they are waiting in line for the pearly gates, chatting to pass the time, and the guy or gal next to them is like, “Hey, what happened to you?” How much would it suck to say, “Dude, I got blasted by Hello Kitty!”

I can just see this showing up on some Asian-Hello Kitty-Gun-Fetish porn site.