Lions: They’re Just Like Us
I’m watching Animal Planet’s Big Cat Challenge. I’m not normally inclined to watch educational programming. I’m more inclined to watch America’s Next Overrated Anorexic or Three Bottle Blondes and an Old Dude. But sometimes, I cannot resist the cuteness that is a baby lion. Not to mention, I generally need to kill time while logged in to my online Financial Planning class chat (online MBA FTW!). It turns out, these programs full of learnings can be quite enlightening. For instance, and I quote the program’s narrator:
MALE LIONS SPEND MOST OF THE DAY THINKING ABOUT MATING
So men and lions have at least one thing in common, since according to Cosmo, men think about sex at least 3841895 times a day. And we all know if it’s in Cosmo, it must be true.
sage said,
October 12, 2007
What the narrator forgot to tell is that female lions require it from the 600 times a day. So the male lion is thinking about it yes but he’s thinkings, “oh my god, I hope she doesn’t want it again, I’m soooo sore,” then he licks himself. I tell you, I’d be saddle sore after 600 times a days.
sloth said,
October 12, 2007
I don’t know. If girls care about football at all no lion will ever get laid.
Clamcheese said,
October 19, 2007
Maybe that’s why they are going extinct? Or did some enterprising soul pipe ESPN to africa?