Pizza Chromosome
Vort and I had a conversation this morning and during it I enlightened him to the existence of the pizza chromosome. Schools really aren’t teaching things properly these days. Most guys (and I say most because of this sort of thing) have an X and a Y chromosome. Women sadly are lacking in the Y department. This Y chromosome is the pizza chromosome.
This is why women are never able to fully appreciate the awesomeness that is pizza. Yes, some women like pizza but they are genetically incapable of the level of pizza loving that men are.
The pizza chromosome is also responsible for the love of sports (which always go better with pizza), beer (no explanation necessary), video games, and action movies.
This is one of those basic facts of life. Just like the fact that I am more capable of love than the elf because I have a longer arm span. When I stretch my arms out and say “I love you this much” I have more love available than her much smaller arm span. I know sometimes life isn’t fair but this is how it is.
sage said,
October 11, 2007
I noticed the same thing with Minvera, my arm span is larger and I have more love for her. Unless her arm span increases she can never love me as much as I love her. Life isn’t fair.
narnianelf said,
October 11, 2007
So I shared this little bit of “enlightenment” with my coworker. Her response was that if you guys have the time to make up such harebrained theories, you’re not busy enough at work.
Minerva said,
October 11, 2007
Now I want pizza and Sage’s arms (aka his love) around me.
Minerva said,
October 11, 2007
Also, if my arm span were to grow to the length of Sage’s, I’d look like this :
So perhaps he is better off with life being a little less fair. And that goes for me too, because I’d hate to keep tripping over my hands.
Clamcheese said,
October 11, 2007
I didn’t realize that Minerva was so hairy….
Minerva said,
October 11, 2007
It’s getting colder out so I’m letting my winter coat grow in.
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October 11, 2007
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narnianelf said,
October 11, 2007
ZOMG! Apparently the Minerva’s comment involved a trackback. Cue Sloth’s NERDGASM.