Finally, something for all of us
Saw this on Kotaku and haven’t gotten a chance to actually look at it yet but it seems to be perfect for a readers.
First, a CD of 100 simulations of boob action voices. What are those? I don’t know, but here is the cover. Ever wish you were a pair of headphones?
Also, there is a link to a dōjin game that is marked there as NSFW. I can imagine why from the above image.

Clamcheese said,
October 4, 2007
Of all the times to not know Japanese. Care to translate Sage?
Minerva said,
October 5, 2007
Sage is busy with real boobies right now, he’ll have to get back to you.
sage said,
October 5, 2007
Something like…
“That great breast[s] is[are] back. It puts milk in the center of the world and… [lots I can’t make sense of] between your legs, in your crotch, <I’m assuming some slag for wang> will rise. [more I can’t get right]”
That’s along the top.
Clamcheese said,
October 6, 2007
If Sage is “busy with real boobies right now,” and you’re on here, who’s boobies is he busy with?
sage said,
October 7, 2007
You know those lap dances you’re so familiar with? Yeah, it’s like that only in a chair that isn’t nearly as comfortable.
Clamcheese said,
October 7, 2007
If Minerva can provide a lap dance and post on Abodes simultaneously, you are indeed a lucky man. A lucky man that needs a more comfortable chair, and a pole. A metal pole.
I’ll shut up now.
Minerva said,
October 8, 2007
What can I say? I’ve always been good at multi-tasking.
narnianelf said,
October 9, 2007
Clamcheese said,
October 7, 2007 · Edit
If Minerva can provide a lap dance and post on Abodes simultaneously, you are indeed a lucky man. A lucky man that needs a more comfortable chair, and a pole. A metal pole.
Well now we know what to get him as a wedding gift!
Clamcheese said,
October 9, 2007
Are you buying the pole or the chair?