Occupational Hazards ~ Adult Bookstore
I hate to interrupt our current political theme. But while Theoretical Ideal Candidate and death by taxes are important and all, fuzzy handcuff crime is truly srs bsns:
A parolee faces charges of robbing a lingerie and adult novelties store after locking up a clerk with a pair of off-the-shelf handcuffs.
Clamcheese said,
October 1, 2007
Sounds like a sexual rendezvous gone wrong. Message of the day “Don’t bang ex cons.” The only segment of the population more likely to screw you than lawyers.
*ducks the inevitable backlash from Minerva*
sloth said,
October 2, 2007
I’ve heard Sage knows something about getting screwed by lawyers. I don’t think he knows anything about fuzzy handcuffs. Although if we give Minerva some ideas…
Minerva said,
October 2, 2007
This is why I like Public Interest law, I get to screw the Man.
sage said,
October 2, 2007
Oh, it’s good to be the Man. *flexes*
sage said,
October 2, 2007
Oh, and it isn’t fuzzy handcuffs, it’s a whole set of straps.
Minerva said,
October 2, 2007
For wrists AND ankles.
narnianelf said,
October 2, 2007
Straps and handcuffs are no good unless you also have the equipment to surprise him, direct him and keep him quiet.
Just don’t forget the safeword.
(Editor’s note: NSFW links)
NOTE TO EDITOR’S NOTE: Isn’t it a given that 90% of links on abodes are NSFW?
(Editor’s note: Don’t make me revoke your blog editorialship)
sloth said,
October 3, 2007
The safe word (well safe phrase) is always “fuzzy bunny”. Everyone knows that.
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