Vote Theoretical Ideal Candidate in 2008!
I was sent a really short political quiz this morning with pretty crappy questions. By crappy I mean the possible answers didn’t line up with my opinions at all. Then I went to SelectSmart.com since I remembered that site and they had a better quiz. I’d recommend you try it and see if you also should vote for Theoretical Ideal Candidate.
My results after the break.
- Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
- Kent McManigal (campaign suspended) (65%)
- Ron Paul (58%)
- Tom Tancredo (55%)
- Duncan Hunter (52%)
- Mitt Romney (52%)
- John McCain (51%)
- Newt Gingrich (not announced) (49%)
- Chuck Hagel (not running) (48%)
- Rudolph Giuliani (43%)
- Michael Bloomberg (says he will not run) (43%)
- Fred Thompson (42%)
- Joseph Biden (41%)
- Hillary Clinton (41%)
- Sam Brownback (41%)
- Bill Richardson (39%)
- Mike Huckabee (38%)
- Barack Obama (37%)
- Jim Gilmore (withdrawn) (37%)
- Mike Gravel (37%)
- Tommy Thompson (withdrawn) (37%)
- Al Gore (not announced) (36%)
- Dennis Kucinich (36%)
- Wesley Clark (not running, endorsed Clinton) (34%)
- Christopher Dodd (32%)
- John Edwards (30%)
- Alan Augustson (campaign suspended) (30%)
Post your results if you want too so we can fight to the death!
sloth said,
October 1, 2007
Vortigus won’t post his results because while Tom Tancredo was his second best selection (after Mr. Theoretical of course), Mitt Romney made it to #6. He is ashamed to say this in public so I’m doing it for him
sage said,
October 1, 2007
1. Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
2. Kent McManigal (campaign suspended) (81%)
3. John McCain (67%)
4. Rudolph Giuliani (63%)
5. Ron Paul (62%)
6. Mitt Romney (61%)
7. Michael Bloomberg (says he will not run) (60%)
8. Tom Tancredo (58%)
9. Newt Gingrich (not announced) (57%)
10. Joseph Biden (50%)
11. Hillary Clinton (50%)
12. Dennis Kucinich (49%)
13. Barack Obama (48%)
14. Sam Brownback (48%)
15. Chuck Hagel (not running) (47%)
16. Bill Richardson (47%)
17. Fred Thompson (47%)
18. Christopher Dodd (45%)
19. Al Gore (not announced) (45%)
20. Duncan Hunter (44%)
21. Mike Gravel (44%)
22. Jim Gilmore (withdrawn) (42%)
23. John Edwards (41%)
24. Wesley Clark (not running, endorsed Clinton) (41%)
25. Tommy Thompson (withdrawn) (40%)
26. Alan Augustson (campaign suspended) (37%)
27. Mike Huckabee (36%)
28. Elaine Brown (11%)
HC said,
October 1, 2007
Vote for Hillary 2008!!!!
Vort said,
October 1, 2007
Screw Hillary, Leonidas 2008!
narnianelf said,
October 1, 2007
By popular demand, my results:
1. Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
2. Chuck Hagel (not running) (71%)
3. Newt Gingrich (not announced) (61%)
4. Kent McManigal (campaign suspended) (57%)
5. Sam Brownback (57%)
6. Mitt Romney (55%)
7. Ron Paul (55%)
8. Fred Thompson (54%)
9. Duncan Hunter (53%)
10. Tom Tancredo (50%)
11. John McCain (49%)
12. Jim Gilmore (withdrawn) (47%)
13. Rudolph Giuliani (47%)
14. Mike Huckabee (41%)
15. Al Gore (not announced) (39%)
16. Bill Richardson (39%)
17. Tommy Thompson (withdrawn) (37%)
18. Hillary Clinton (36%)
19. Michael Bloomberg (says he will not run) (34%)
20. Joseph Biden (32%)
21. John Edwards (31%)
22. Christopher Dodd (31%)
23. Barack Obama (30%)
24. Wesley Clark (not running, endorsed Clinton) (30%)
25. Mike Gravel (29%)
26. Alan Augustson (campaign suspended) (26%)
27. Dennis Kucinich (24%)
28. Elaine Brown (19%)
narnianelf said,
October 1, 2007
But I still say RON PAUL FTW!!
sloth said,
October 1, 2007
I’m gonna write in Theoretical Ideal Candidate. He’s right on every issue.
Clamcheese said,
October 1, 2007
1. Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
2. Joseph Biden (59%)
3. John Edwards (58%)
4. Hillary Clinton (58%)
5. Al Gore (not announced) (57%)
6. Wesley Clark (not running, endorsed Clinton) (54%)
7. Barack Obama (52%)
8. Christopher Dodd (52%)
9. Michael Bloomberg (says he will not run) (52%)
10. Rudolph Giuliani (51%)
11. John McCain (48%)
12. Duncan Hunter (42%)
13. Tom Tancredo (42%)
14. Alan Augustson (campaign suspended) (40%)
15. Bill Richardson (40%)
16. Tommy Thompson (withdrawn) (40%)
17. Dennis Kucinich (39%)
18. Fred Thompson (38%)
19. Mike Huckabee (38%)
20. Mitt Romney (38%)
21. Chuck Hagel (not running) (38%)
22. Mike Gravel (36%)
23. Ron Paul (35%)
24. Sam Brownback (35%)
25. Jim Gilmore (withdrawn) (32%)
26. Newt Gingrich (not announced) (29%)
27. Elaine Brown (22%)
28. Kent McManigal (campaign suspended) (18%)
Clamcheese said,
October 1, 2007
I think this makes me a closet democrat. *sigh*
Who knew?
sloth said,
October 2, 2007
You’re off the team.
sloth said,
October 2, 2007
For those of you who haven’t met him, let me introduce you to Mr. Theoretical Ideal Candidate.
After the 300 Spartans fell Chuck Norris was the second and last line of defense.
Vort said,
October 2, 2007
Who is that guy? *KICK DEAD*
…
sloth said,
October 2, 2007
I forgot to post the picture of his running mate.
sage said,
October 2, 2007
Theoretical Ideal Candidate has my vote! (And his running mate, he’ll solve all the problems with nothing but a snicker’s bar, swiss army knife, and a paper clip.)
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